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What IS That! (Public P Edition)

And we’re back. If you’re just joining us then you are tuned in to another edition of “What IS That!” The show that takes everyday observations & breaks them down to its lowest common denominator—-that people are bizarre and most of them make me want to vomit.

Before we get started, I want to thank our Sponsor, the Universe, without your support, we wouldn’t have a Show. That’s “The Universe, serving you since 1BC, a family owned business with locations near you!

Today I stepped off the crowded train at City Hall where one train length away, my eyes were greeted by a grown man leaning against the wall—-wait for it—wait for it—peeing.

Not with his back to the throngs of passengers mind you, not with shoulders hunched together to conceal public urination, I’m talking full frontal nudity, steady arc of urine streaming right atcha.

Just spppsssssssssssss right there in broad daylight.

Unfortunately our eyes met and as I was climbing Stairway 4 we are looking each other in the eyeball. Me thinking my brain is playing tricks on me, him, well full up I guess.

He may have been intoxicated, I couldn’t tell as I was too busy putting the greatest of distance between us.

I don’t even know what to say about this fresh nasty hotmessness. Openly peeing in a public place completely ignoring the fact that you are standing in the center of a crowd.

“What IS That!”

Well that’s it for another episode of “What IS That!”

Until next time, Remember, the world would be a much better place if there were no people in it!

Peace & Blessings this is Iya! Good Night & God Bless the child that’s got his own (urinal).


About The "SoKey" Experience

Each morning I wake I pour myself into a goblet, slowly inhaling the scent of my own faults, swirling them around the glass, allowing them to breath, then I sip, allowing my own inconsistencies to soak my tongue before swallowing. If I am tipsy from my own frailties - I'm less likely to become drunk on yours. -SoKey (introspection)


One thought on “What IS That! (Public P Edition)

  1. This is hilarious!! It reminds me of a time when I was in NY, and there’s this lady sitting on a park bench taking a crap through the wooden slats that make up the park bench. It was the nastiest thing I had ever seen, and I was troubled deeply afterwards. Lol!! I want really, but I could’ve been if I wasn’t old enough to understand what was going on. Lol!! Good post.


    Posted by Rich Davis | December 18, 2013, 10:02 pm

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